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rescued us once, Sir,
From the jaws of the monster;
For pity's sake rescue us twice.
These separate dances Dr. Sear calledstrophes andanti-strophes, and he excused the committee's bad grammar on the grounds that probably no more than one member was from the Language and Literature Department. There were two other pairs of stanzas:
Cadmus half down the drain: [STROPHE 2
The drop-outs are dropping like rain;
Tuition's outrageous;
The kids are rampageous;
And all people do is complain.
No wisdom or virtue survives:[ANTISTROPHE 2
Small boys prowl the streets with large knives.
Student morals are looser:
What they do when they woo, Sir,
We don't even do with our wives.
"What do you suppose that could be?" asked Peter Greene, but no one answered him. The committee's complaint greatly moved the audience, many of whom murmured assent or blew their noses into paper tissues.
All classes of woes seem to ail us;[STROPHE 3
For pity's sake pass us or fail us!
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